3 Things You Should Never Do While Playing Pokémon Go
Pokémon Go etiquette? Yes, it's a thing, and some people really need to learn the ropes.
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Even though I have covered the world of video game etiquette in the past, I can’t even believe I’m writing an article about Pokémon Go etiquette … but apparently it’s needed. I thought tackling the bizarre things that people do in the bathroom was about as odd as it could get for me, but this is surely a new area of etiquette. After all, it’s not every day that I feel compelled to talk about video game etiquette with adults.
However, I’m the Modern Manners Guy and where there’s rude behavior, I’m there to set the record straight. Plus, after receiving five emails in one week, I figured this was a topic worth discussing. So, before you hop over a baby in a stroller to capture Pikachu, or knock over an elderly person to grab a Squirtle, check out my top three quick and dirty tips for playing Pokémon Go:
Tip #1: Playing at Work
Modern Manners Guy Twitter follower Shannon told me about her coworker Paul who took Pokémon Go to a new level of crazy. Paul wakes up around 5 AM and walks around the city until about 8:30 AM when work starts. Paul doesn’t let the confines of an office building stop him either. Yup, turns out their office is smack dab in the middle of New York City, where spotting a Pokémon Go character is as common as seeing a hipster with a manbun. Every second he gets a break from work, Paul runs down three flights of stairs (because the elevator takes too long) to get his Pokémon Go fix outside. Needless to say, Paul was in desperate need of a Pokémon GO intervention. Even though Shannon wanted to go straight cold turkey with him—by getting rid of the app all together—what Paul does in his spare time is his decision. However, the office is not his free time, and therein lies the problem. Boom! Take that, Paul!
When Shannon and I emailed back and forth, I told her that letting Paul know it’s affecting his productivity, as well other people in the office, could be the best way to capture his attention. Folks, unless you work for Nintendo, trying to play Pokémon Go at work, over actually doing work, doesn’t exactly fly with management. In fact, I’m pretty sure at this point even the folks at Nintendo are looking at each other going, “What did we start?” But for those that want to use their free time to throw imaginary balls at cartoon characters on a smartphone screen instead of grabbing coffee to unwind during the workday, who am I to say it’s bad. Odd, yes, but not against the rules, as long as it doesn’t become a problem, unlike with Paul and many other “Pauls” in the world. I recommend what Shannon did and bring it up to Paul as some “friendly” advice. She pulled him aside and said, “Hey, Paul I don’t want to sound rude but I heard some other folks talking about how much you play Pokémon Go and not at your desk. You may not have a desk to come back to if you don’t cut it out.” Being a proper friend Shannon told him straight, and I applaud her. She added, “If I were you, I’d be a bit more discrete or just wait to play Pokémon Go when you leave. If I hear anything else I’ll let you know.” Here, Shannon was trying to let Paul know—as a friend—that he’s being watched, and judged. This is something anyone can relate to and appreciate being told ahead of time.
Tip #2: Being Too Aggressive
Football, baseball, basketball—these are all sports that involve intense training and sacrifice. Pokémon Go is a video game, which involves swiping a finger. Not exactly what I’d call an athletic competition, despite what Paul (from Tip #1) would have you believe. I remember when Pokémon Go first hit the stage. Pokémon Go is becoming a competitive event in and of itself, thanks to some rude gamers. It’s gotten so extreme that because of Pokémon Go, there are already a laundry list of accidents that occurred, some even leading to death! Just the other week a driver crashed into a tree while playing Pokémon Go. That's right: this game has caused people to get into fights and walk off cliffs. One man in Massachusetts caused a traffic jam when he walked into the middle of a highway to catch a Pokémon Go character. Can you believe that?